Mat

Quick Time is my Bitch! HA! Take THAT spawn from rotten, half-eaten fruit!!!!

Today is a new day in which we can all look back on our lives and think, "my God, what a waste" but fear not, for it is now, in our most dire, yet enlightened hour do we finally see the follies and grim disillusionment of that which we have done. Perhaps now, we can finally begin to remedy the errors and misguidance we have received from sources so dear, yet so wrong in their direction.

That being said, I think I will eat some pie.